Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Chicken Strategy....

Meeru yekkadikainaa vellandi..ye place ainaa teesukoondhi…may it be offices..schools..mainly colleges…hospitals…anywere…ull find this chicken strategy working…

U may not even know that u r part of it..but most of u guys r…part of it…

Prathi chota meeru observe chesthe…

Okammai untadi…adhi antha andangaa kooda undakkarledhu….alaagani boy friend lekundaa kooda undakkarledhu…jus ammayi aythey chaalu…most preferably all ready boy friend untaadu..kaani not in the college..(lekapothey abaddam chepthondhi)…

Tanu chuttu 10 mandini yeppudu tiruguthuu untaaru..even they know that she is with some one ani…kaani jus aame pakkana koncham sepu untee chaalu okka mukka maatlaadithey chaalu ane feel lo untaaru…

Even irony entante… aa ammai ki kooda alaa tippinchukoovatam istam…andari tho jus friends ani tiraguthundhi…

Malli ee ammayi maatlaade maatalloo 60 % tana boy friend gurinchee maatlaaduthundhi…tanu cheppe sollanthaaa vaadi gurinche untundhi..

On the outset..nothin seems wrong..infact.. nothing is wrong…

Inkaa chuttu tirigee valluntaaru choodandi…

If they come to canteen..their eyes look for the place where she is sitting…

Tanu cheppe sollu kannulappaginchi noorelli betti vintaaru…

tanu vese silly jokes ki tega navvuthaaru…

yedho deva lokam nindi direct gaa oodi padda daani laa choosthaaru…

even cloze friend ayinaa sare vaadini daani mundhu yedhavani cheddamani try chesthaaru…

pichi jokulesthaaru…sometimes they go overboard with double meanin jokes also…

aa ammai adedho first time vintunnattu face pedathadhi..kaani thana manasulo inkaa vinaalanee feel lo untadhi…lekapothey enduku akkada unthadi!!

Veella talentlu inka choopincha daaniki tega try chesthaaru..

Like..okadu bike meedha stunts chesthaadu..okadu mimickry chestaadu..okadu flowers kontaadu…okadu pani poori tinipisthaadu…okadu bayatakelladaaniki planlesthaadu…okadu kullu jokulu estuneee untaadu…okadu adhi yemantee daanikee support chesthaadu..

inka okallaini okaru overpower cheyyadaaniki chaala research chesthaaru…

internet lo search chesthaaru…

cinemaalu choosi imitate cheyyadaaniki try chesthaaru…

giftlu kontaaru…

tanu cinema choodalantee..valla important panulanni paakana petti ready antaaru…

paigaa ticketlu kooda vaalle teesi…its nothing antaaru…

ante edho aa ammayi vallani premisthundani kaadu..still..maybe for that moment wen she may hold his hand while crossiin road or while standin in sea waves.. etc..like she may sit in his bike for a short ride…

anni china china anandaalakoosamee…

dat gal…actuall ga appuduappudu she does that ..like meedha cheyyesi maatlaadadam…bike meedha koorchootam…to maintain her circle…and mainly..without an expression in her face wen she does it as if it is quite normal…

oka vela aa ammaini adigithey like wat will her boyfriend feel abt all these things!!

Cool gaa..”i say him everythin I do…we have so much belief in each other…he is ok with everythin”…antadhi..

paapam daani boyfriend..deeniki cheppaleekaa..mingaleka narakam lo untaadu..oka chetha smile esukuni tala aadisthu untaadu…oka vela emaina antee adhi veedini vodilese vellipoothundemoo anee insecurity feeling tho chasthuntaadu…

aa vishayam ee ammayiki kooda telusu..ainaa paiki alaa act chesthuntadhi…

paigaaa..these guys around her…migatha vallani chaalaa low class vallalaagaa..”u have to grow up buddy” ane look isthu untaaru…malli aa ammai fan circle members ni penchataaniki tega try chesthaaru…

okavela yevarainaa aa ammaiki opposite ga yedainaa chepthee..tega serious ayyipoothaaru…vanni class ninchi boycott cheyyataaniki kooda ready ayyipoothaaru…

daani unofficial body guards laa tayyaravvuthaaru…daani bhajanee chesthuntaaru…

alaagani aa ammayantee pedda respect yemi undadu malli.. aa ammai yenakaala daaniki aginst gaanee maatlaadathaaru…

malli the next day kalla scentlu kotti isthri chesukuni ready ayyipoothaaru…

Correct ga cheppalantee…

Oka chicken mukka alaa gallo yeguruthuu untundhi..chuttu 10 kukkalu yegiri yegiri aa chicken ni korakadaaniki tega try chesthuntaai…

motham chicken tinakkarledhu…okka mukka dorikinaa chaalu…tega aananda padipoothaai…

yenthainaa..kukkalu desperate ga untaai…

chicken tasty gaa untundhi…

yemantaaru!!!!!

9 comments:

Ami aggu. said...

lol max abbai!!!

the funniest part is that no one is at fault. No one necessarily has any intentions. This is what I call East side Marredpally West side Kukatpally effect.

Sriram Raghammudi said...

mama, keka concept...Nuvvu chicken tinakapoyina, oka mukka kosam kukkala pade aaratanni baga explain chesavu!!ippudu nuvvu naku jeevitanni chadivina philosopher la kanapadutunnavu.Maa college lonu same ilanti case okati undi. so, i think, i understood it better.Khali unnappudu, ee concept meeda detailed ga discuss cheddam......

Things to be perceived said...

Gud one ra..Neeku chicks meeda unantha experience, evariiki undadhu ra..

Unknown said...

chana chana correct gaa cheppav ra mama..amayilu andharu anthe ra..choosavga naa tho emaindho..asalu evaraina expect chesara..jarigindhedho jarigiooyindhi..ika nunchi nuvvu malli racha putiyu..all the best for everything u do mama

Anonymous said...

well said aggu!! neways PhD stuff idhi!! hahaha

Anonymous said...

orey.... symiosis lo pani paata lekapothe maani.... kaani nuvvu kuda amitabh laaga maa pranalani enduku thintaavu... but gud work... taravatha deeni medha knocham clarity ga maatladadham.... bye...

Vidhyarthi said...

Hi its a good narration, I had fun reading it..well done.. also ur anti smoking short film on orkut is awesome.. You should send it to short film contests...

Rajan said...

wtf!!!!

siva shankar said...

siva shankar said:

very well narated.. its funny too.. great wrk ra kaushik... mana school days nunche, ammailni baga chadavadam lo nuvvu specialist.. and its proved here!!! :):):)